whether niall wants to own up to having a girlfriend or not he was clearly getting consistent ass back home bc the sexual frustration he started experiencing as soon as he hit american soil was apparent i mean really he’s dressing more ~provocatively~ in those tank tops and whatnot and let’s be real here he’s treating the stage like his own personal strip joint now idk if i should call his dick “the anniallator” or his stripper persona

piecesofrhyses:

harrytomlomsom:

i dont understand how people have the energy to be angry all the time

I’ve heard disastrous gamma ray accidents can help

(via believed)

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via amblur)